litigious

Calling a lawyer litigious is like calling an engineer industrious, or an entrepreneur entrepreneurial, or a doctor inquisitive. Because – like – being litigious means having a tendency to litigate – which is the essential job of a lawyer. So if a lawyer likes their job they probably make lots of money too, which is bad, because everyone who isn’t a stupid right-wing nut-job knows that unless you’re working for the government or in a government program all your wealth is being stolen from the poor. That’s easy enough to see on a percent of national wealth graph.