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Professor Dove Concocts a Formula For Michigan

Professor Dove Concocts a Formula For Michigan

By Professor Dove on February 22, 2010

So we have established the situation is bleak, but I cannot accept it is hopeless and not worth trying something.  Remember that our main goal is to save the state, not the city.  Read more... (808 words, 3 images, estimated 3:14 mins reading time)

Posted in Economics, Politics | Tagged ann arbor, business, companies, create, crime, cut, cuts, detroit, develop, development, employment, fix, front, grand rapids, HAPPY, important, income, jobs, key, main, michigan, money, necessary, people, plan, population, programs, recession, revitalize, river, safe, shops, spending, state, steps, stores, strategy, taxes, unions, work | Leave a response

Creating Opportunity In Michigan And Beyond

Creating Opportunity In Michigan And Beyond

By Noisy Dove on February 19, 2010

Oh that’s easy. One of the causes of these problems is tax cuts for the rich. And the way you get jobs is put people back to work. Then people feel good about this and that and spend money, your boy, healthcare, and so on…

http://www.foxnews.com/search-results/m/28899119/jobless-rate-proves-stimulus-success.htm#q=tax+increase+jobs  Read more... (451 words, 3 images, estimated 1:48 mins reading time)

Posted in Economics, Politics | Tagged back, business, come, congresswoman, cuts, democrat, detroit, employment, fannie, freddie, jobs, kilpatrick, michigan, opportunity, republican, revitalize, rich, spending, tax, work | Leave a response

X-Michiganders

X-Michiganders

By Noisy Dove on February 18, 2010

Divinity Dove, Dr. Dove, and Professor Dove suggested some incentives to bring young professionals and businessmen to Michigan to help revitalize the state. For example, full spectrum lights, student loan assistance, parks and nature development along the detroit river, etc. Good grief you guys. You are recent graduate (wana-be) x-Michiganders. Would any of that shit keep you in Michigan? No. Of course not. You’re going to go where the opportunity is that opens up to you. So – Michigan needs opportunities opening up in Michigan if they want to keep young people. Not the other way around.  Read more... (757 words, 3 images, estimated 3:02 mins reading time)

Posted in Economics, Politics | Tagged act, activity, back, business, ceo, come, confidence, corporations, cycle, detroit, develop, down, downturn, economy, employment, ex, fix, guys, incentive, jobs, laid, little, michigan, michiganders, off, producers, recovery, return, sellers, spending, trickle, unemployment, up, wages, work | Leave a response

If You Were Governor Of Michigan, How Would You Create Jobs?

If You Were Governor Of Michigan, How Would You Create Jobs?

By Noisy Dove on February 16, 2010

creating jobs in michiganIf you want me to be serious I’m going to have to blow the valves clean first:

I think the wisest first step is to kill the union leaders with Predator drone strikes while doing everything possible to break up their networks. We could post snipers across the street from bowling allies and mark up their credit reports so they can’t buy that new model every other year.  Read more... (388 words, 2 images, estimated 1:33 mins reading time)

Posted in Economics, Politics | Tagged around, employment, growth, increase, jobs, michigan, new, raise, turn, work | Leave a response

Jobs & American Manufacturing

Jobs & American Manufacturing

By Noisy Dove on February 9, 2010

Yahoo Finance Article:  U.S. Economy “De-evolving”: An Industrialist’s Plan to Revive American Manufacturing

I think her conclusion is correct, but the argument she reaches that conclusion with is full of falsities – like sighting American jobs as a reason we need manufacturing due to services not producing enough ‘jobs’ for everyone.  Read more... (455 words, 2 images, estimated 1:49 mins reading time)

Posted in Economics, Politics | Tagged american, argument, automation, based, conclusion, consumers, de-evolving, Economics, employment, energy, export, fallacies, falsities, finance, green, import, increase, industrialists, industry, jobs, labor, laborers, living, machine, make, manufacture, manufacturing, money, non-service, revive, service, spend, standard, U.S. | Leave a response

Noisy Dove Flyby

Noisy Dove Flyby

By Noisy Dove on February 5, 2010

Scott Brown elected Massachusetts State Senator

Do you think a woman who had posed nude could ever achieve national political office?

Disaster in Haiti  Read more... (848 words, 8 images, estimated 3:24 mins reading time)

Posted in Economics, Politics, Religion | Tagged administration, Al Qaeda, alaska, america, american, ask, bill, bomber, brown, care, china, CIA, civilian, concert, congress, conservative, court, debt, deficit, don't, filibuster, funding, government, haiti, health, healthcare, issues, jobs, liberal, Massachusetts, military, national, news, obama, off, office, Palin, party, pay, political, recall, reform, relief, Sarah, scott, single payer, speaking, speech, state, stories, tea, tell, top, toyota, trade, trial, tribunal, underpants, underwear, unemployment, union, wrap-up | Leave a response

The Semantics Of Job Creation

The Semantics Of Job Creation

By Noisy Dove on December 22, 2009

job creationOk, with all the abuses of language and blatant misrepresentation of facts this past year, you might think it odd that I’d mention this – but it’s a good example of common economic stupid. In the past year, 25% of American steel workers have been laid off. So this lady was saying on TV that, “every steel worker’s job creates 7 other jobs.”  Read more... (259 words, 2 images, estimated 1:02 mins reading time)

Posted in Economics, Politics | Tagged argument, business, create, employment, job, jobs, logical, wording, workers | Leave a response

Carter-Stupid

Carter-Stupid

By Noisy Dove on December 14, 2009

carter stupid 1Everyone, when writing about Obama in the context of his economic policies revise the word “Socialist” to “Carter-stupid Democrat” and “Socialist” to “Carter-stupidism.” In all other contexts, please revise other uses of “Socialist” to the terms “pansy” or “Fascist” as appropriate.  Read more... (270 words, 3 images, estimated 1:05 mins reading time)

Posted in Economics, Politics | Tagged bank, carter, definition, economy, equation, fascism, fascist, idea, industry, jobs, obama, policies, Politics, recovery, social, socialism, stupid, taxing | Leave a response

640K Jobs… Hugh?

640K Jobs… Hugh?

By Professor Dove on November 18, 2009

new jobs dont make senseAccording to this article in the Boston Globe, there is mass confusion over counting the amount jobs created or saved by the use of stimulus money.  Most groups reported jobs for workers that had not been hired yet, and for work that had yet to start.  90 jobs were reported as “created” when 150 people got a cost of living increase.  The Democrats are saying they expected confusion and a shake out, but that the numbers would get increasingly accurate as time went on.  This knowledge of inaccuracy certainly did not stop the Obama Administration from claiming that the stimulus has saved or created 640,000 jobs – something we now know (and guessed all along) is wildly exaggerated.

Posted in Economics, Politics | Tagged amount, claiming, confused, confusion, created, data, democrats, exaggerate, exaggerated, hire, hired, job, jobs, million, numbers, obama, saved, statistics, stimulus | Leave a response

Noisy Dove Economics, 1st edition, 2009.

Noisy Dove Economics, 1st edition, 2009.

By Noisy Dove on November 9, 2009

Noisy-Dove-Economics-1The damn Liberals hold this religion-like contempt for well accepted and validated economic principles. Or as Dr. Dove would say, the Noisy Dove character is a Conservative zealot who follows a religious-like view of economics. It just so happens this religious-like view of economics I learned in school and is held – in its basic form at least – by any and all practicing economists.  Read more... (3554 words, 9 images, estimated 14:13 mins reading time)

Posted in Economics, Politics | Tagged base, bureaucracy, business, cap, capital, carbon, cash, co2, companies, conservatives, cost, create, credits, democrats, Economics, economy, emitting, favor, free, fundamental, gains, GDP, green energy, investment, investor, jobs, liberals, lose, market, minimum, money, obama, power, recession, republicans, revenue, rich, taxes, trade, unemployment, union, wage | Leave a response

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