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		<title>Joke Scorned By Anti War Wanks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 11:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The joke it’s self wasn’t the problem. It’s how Obama tells jokes that makes them weird.  He starts smirking before he even tells it, anticipating all his little podium bunnies will chuckle along regardless. And he keeps smirking – with a cadence making it obvious he’s attempting a joke – as people patiently wait for him to stumble it out.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a href="http://noisydove.com/wp-content/uploads/anti-war-wanks.jpg" rel="lightbox[2341]" title="anti war wanks"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2371" title="anti war wanks" src="http://noisydove.com/wp-content/uploads/anti-war-wanks.jpg" alt="anti war wanks" width="301" height="400" /></a>Indeed, people got flustered, “Those drones <em>do</em> kill families all the time.” So I know Bush would have been scorned by the self righteous boohoo anti-war wanks.</p>
<p>The joke it’s self wasn’t the problem. It’s how Obama tells jokes that makes them weird.  He starts smirking before he even tells it, anticipating all his little podium bunnies will chuckle along regardless. And he keeps smirking – with a cadence making it obvious he’s attempting a joke – as people patiently wait for him to stumble it out.</p>
<p>That joke was similar to Brown’s joke about his daughters. It embarrassed everyone. But Obama went on to add something about the most controversial weapon in the arsenal – which the President actually <strong><em>does</em></strong> kill people with. If the Iraqi invasion was illegal drone strikes are assassinations.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s The Only Way, Scare&#8217;m</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think kids will only have their behavior affected by people they respect. Adolescents emanate their idols. The big problem is kids respect people for weird reasons, which means they have their behavior affected by weird people.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Professor Dove recently said to me:</p>
<blockquote><p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-956" title="professor dove" src="http://noisydove.com/wp-content/uploads/professor-dove.png" alt="professor dove" width="80" height="80" /> &#8220;Who owns the heart and mind of our children?&#8230;  Everyone is telling them what to think and how to think. <span> </span>Do you know what they are being told?  What are you telling them?<span> &#8220;</span></p></blockquote>
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<p>And I responded:</p>
<blockquote><p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-957" title="noisy dove" src="http://noisydove.com/wp-content/uploads/noisy-dove.png" alt="noisy dove" width="80" height="80" />I’m telling them that penises are poisonous and vaginas are haunted. It’s the only way – scare’m.<br />
I hated that when I was a kid. Teen age boys have too much testosterone to be afraid of anything, or make rational decisions for that matter. And, from my perspective, fear was basically the only thing that ruled.</p>
<p>I remember a conversation that was being had where each person was stating the trauma that each of their boys endured while driving which made them suddenly start driving like they had a brain. “Such bullshit” I remember thinking. I drove better than any of them and had never had anything happen that was scary and didn’t make me want to take more chances.</p>
<p>Ah excess testosterone… Sure, I rubbed a few things and got the car stuck once honing my tactical <img src="http://noisydove.com/wp-content/uploads/scare-them-300x193.jpg" alt="scare them" title="scare them" width="300" height="193" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-969" />driving skills, but hell – you have to learn one way or the other and if I ever need to drive in a war zone or as a wheel man I’ll have some background.</p>
<p>I think kids will only have their behavior affected by people they respect. Adolescents emanate their idols. The big problem is kids respect people for weird reasons, which means they have their behavior affected by weird people.</p></blockquote>
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