You’ve probably heard the story, the SEALs who captured that jerk who is openly responsible for burning and displaying the contractors in Fallujah are being prosecuted for – according to the detained jerk – punching him in the little belly and hurting his widdle wip.
Well, we can’t stand for prisoner abuse, that’s for sure. We have to crack down on this right away and HARD. So here’s how the SEALs should be punished:
In a loud deep voice:
“BAD! BAD Navy SEAL BAD. That’s a naughty SEAL!”
Pause for a moment scowling. Allow the SEAL to show submission. Now release the SEAL from correction. In a happy high pitch voice say:
“Ok. Now come here. That’s my good little boy. You’re such a sweet-heat. I love you. I love you. Kisses? Oh – kisses… Now go kill some terrorist! Go on. Go kill some terrorist. Go get’m. Go get’m. Kill them before they kill us. Go kill them before they kill us. They have
plans. They want us all to die. No woman’s rights – none at all. Go kill’m first. They strap bombs to children and the mentally disabled. They think God wants them to do it. Only brave men like you can stop them. Go on now. Go get’m.”
I hope this point doesn’t have too many layers to be easily comprehended.
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Raging Kitty