Bush Speech

December 29, 2009 by Noisy Dove

Obama just did another Bush speech – “dismantle and destroy”. I guess he’s transitioning his campaign focus a bit. Hell, he even called the attempted terrorist an “attempted terrorists.” Of course, right now he’s not being interrogated. He’s being treated for burns and enjoying the right to remain silent with his lawyer – complements of the people he’s trying to kill. He was also bragging about there being 25 more of him…

Janet Napolitano, Sec. of Homeland Security, claimed the system worked in preventing this attack. LOL We’re in serious trouble folks – because I guess ‘our system’ assumes the terrorists will use faulty detonators and there will be some highly motivated young civilian men handy to pummel the suspect when he starts smoking.

Can’t you just imagine the new safety instructions? Right after the exits are pointed out: “If you notice another passenger smoking, or on fire, he has probably tried to set off a bomb intended to bring down the aircraft and failed for a variety of reasons. Please leap from your seat and mercilessly beat the individual toprevent him from setting off the explosive manually and killing us all.”

This goes back to my suggestion after 9-11. I suggested we not let people know or choose their seat number until they board. I mean, you could still sit with your wife and so on, you just wouldn’t know, or be able to choose, the seat right over the fuel tank.

Oh yeah, and to be fair: someone evidently grabbed Napolitano by her bushy, big empty, coffee can of a head, and slapped some temporary sense into her – because she backtracked and confirmed that – yes indeed – the system failed to stop this naughty delinquent.

Yes folks. On Christmas day a terrorist smuggled a bomb onto a passenger plan, a bomb powerful enough to take it down and kill everyone inside it and who knows how many more on the ground. He pulled out the detonator and activated it. His plan went perfectly. The one flaw was a random (or maybe it was God trying to keep another idiot from ruining Jesus’ birthday) technical malfunction, like when you buy a defective appliance, that is the reason we aren’t sifting through rubble wondering what the hell happened and urging everyone not to assume it was a terror attack.