Plan Of Attack: Repealing The Health Care Reform Bill

March 25, 2010 by Noisy Dove

palin health care repealWhat do you think the chances are that President Palin and her Conservative majority will repeal this bill and likewise cut all the Santa Clause and turtle tunnels out of the budget – and then disband the IRS and institute the Fairtax?

I think that would be a handy way to keep a handle on the budget. It’s important for an economy like ours to run deficits during war time and economic downturns. But those safety systems have been – and most certainly are currently – being abused for the sake of entitlements and keeping the economy hotter than natural.

I think people would be less likely to strike up the banners of war or be so easily sweet-talked into imaginary-Free healthcare if they thought they’d actually have to pay for it in a couple hours when they swing by the Kwiki Mart. It would also kill off this dumb-ass Liberal/Progressive idea of taxing the prosperity out of the motivated in order to welfare any motivation to seek prosperity out of the poor.

What would really be cool is a Constitutional Amendment in the direction of the Freetax, something that would require the tax to be raised to equal spending – with the exception of actual emergencies in which case an actual fiscal plan would be required. Never mind… No exception. It would get abused.

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I have a suggestion for such a tax reform bill: Ban abortion and institute mandatory reversible sterilization in the name of reproductive freedom. In other words, not forcing ALL children approaching sexual maturity to be temporary sterilized infringes upon their precious right to necessary sexual expression, exposition, and experimentation. Reproduction would require a license that would involve testing to weed out the 12-year-old crack-smoking hill-billies and the morbidly degenerate.

We’ll name it the American America Act.

Hey, we could also add this in thee. You know how the stupid Canadians have their arbitrary hate-speech laws that are only enforced against Conservatives? We could have a similar law using the same sneaking logic. We could make ignorant speech a crime. So like, having a protest were you chant demands for the Government to do something like buy people houses, talking about green jobs, claiming the health reform bill will save money, or abandon Iraq or Afghanistan – that would be illegal. The chair! The chair!

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