I finally just heard the weiner story. I guess he was sending pictures of his wiener to a couple girls, nothing out of the ordinary, except he was using Congressional resources and the chicks weren’t digging the pics.

Weiner strikes me as that type of guy. Before this, I only saw or heard of him when he was making outlandish arguments – the kind any normal or rational person wouldn’t make, or would at least blush and smirk while making them. Weiner seemed totally committed to his bogus representations of reality, as though he were immune to, or unaware of, the wrinkling noses and rolling eyes surrounding him.

He’s one of those guys that thinks he’s cool and funny, while in reality everyone thinks he’s annoying and weird. I can totally see how Weiner would do something this outlandish with his wiener – not having noticed the discomfort his past sexual advances had caused these ladies, oblivious to his clownish image, imagining himself as The Fonz when he’s only a Potsie.

Let’s just hope Weiner’s wiener isn’t as small as the last guy’s wiener who was sending unwanted wiener photos of it to women. Here’s a hint guys – if they don’t send naked back, you’re probably in trouble.