If you made a list of ambiguous words, then got a group of opposing activists together and held a poetry contest using that list, you would have an event that – to the average observer – would have been indiscernible with yesterday’s confirmation hearing. It’s only the first day, so everyone had to prep the room by hosing it down with pompous rhetoric. Read more...(348 words, 1 image, estimated 1:24 mins reading time)
That’s odd. This story coming out has been one of the most damaging things to Obama. The comments weren’t bad. But the article did show that – or represent that – the experts on the subject think Obama and his band of wet-eared-twits are incompetent fools. And it’s not a political thing. Mc Crystal voted for Obama – I’ve heard. Hell, out of all the people feeling like jackasses for voting for Obama, Mc Crystal is in the top ten. Read more...(632 words, 2 images, estimated 2:32 mins reading time)
Hey Noisy Dove,
Quack! Just kidding. But seriously though, speaking of quacks, I’ve now head Obama referred to as a fascist, a liberal, a commie, and socialist. These aren’t synonyms, right? So which is he? Read more...(1063 words, 5 images, estimated 4:15 mins reading time)
Noisy Dove, where is the logic in refusing troops to secure the border when the risk to citizens in the homeland is so great? Why does the White House keep waiting? On one of the JFK tapes, then-president Kennedy discusses with an aide a proposal sent to him by the state of Texas. “They only got us how many votes?” he asks. “Yeah, I don’t see why we’d do anything for them.” Is this a similar spat? Related article and video: Fox News story: Uptick in Violence Forces Closing of Parkland Along Mexico Border to AmericansRead more...(405 words, 1 image, estimated 1:37 mins reading time)
Did you see the grilling given to BP Executives? Talk about a jerk-off contest – every idiot eagerly waiting for his turn on stage with his poem. Read more...(188 words, 1 image, estimated 45 secs reading time)
BP chief executive Tony Hayward was spotted Saturday urinating in a public restroom where, after the customary two shakes, he spent the time to shake his penis a full third time – all the while oil continues to poor from the Deepwater Horizon well. Read more...(187 words, 1 image, estimated 45 secs reading time)
I feel like Obama is a good guy. His wife likes him, and she seems picky. His children are well behaved. But Obama is a bad president. Compare him to Bill Clinton. Read more...(224 words, 1 image, estimated 54 secs reading time)
I’m exasperated by our current events. Obama… Yeah… He did another talk. He said a bunch of things he and his team determined would garner him support, based on their analysis. “I’m sticking a moratorium on offshore oil.” Read more...(458 words, 1 image, estimated 1:50 mins reading time)
There are some morbid attitudes toward Israel. Should we support them? Of course yes! Why? Because they’re our ally!!!!
If you’re not concerned with loyalty or alliance, and are only concerned with American interests, you still want to support Israel because they are a strategic hold in a highly unstable and economically critical geographic area. Read more...(342 words, 1 image, estimated 1:22 mins reading time)
Poor Pelosi. Besides being stock-raving mad, she’s getting heckled by crazy butt-hurt Liberals. Poor thing. Watch the video clip. She isn’t sure what to do. She even tries reasoning with the hecklers! That might be the first time I’ve seen her make an effort toward reason…
Whew! I almost thought I used the wrong "since" in tomorrows comic. Nothing like one letter to ruin a hard days work.06:25:34 AM July 23, 2010from web
We've been on this since day one, see the comic tomorrow at noisydove.com06:24:19 AM July 23, 2010from web
New political comics at Noisy Dove tomorrow morning! Check 'em out noisydove.com06:23:05 AM July 23, 2010from web
For crying out loud, are there no other show ideas besides things that involve odd-couple detectives, law enforcement, or doctors?01:06:56 PM July 08, 2010from web
Obama, the answer to every problem isn't to -destroy the economy-. Stop talking about the moratorium on the gulf cost's only other economy.10:50:39 PM June 15, 2010from web
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